Welcome to Zalex Apps
Creating innovative mobile applications that enhance your blah blah blah doodly blah.
🥔 The Sacred Potato Page 🥔
Welcome to the most important section of our website. This potato is our company mascot, spiritual guide, and lead quality assurance tester.
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Click the potato for enlightenment!
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Potato Facts That May Or May Not Be True
- Our apps are powered by 100% organic, free-range potatoes
- The potato was our first beta tester and gave us 5 stars
- All bugs in our apps are actually features requested by the potato
- We pay the potato in smaller potatoes
- This potato once debugged an entire app just by staring at it
Emergency Potato Protocol
In case of app emergency, please consult the potato. The potato knows all and sees all. The potato is love, the potato is life.
The potato is watching... 👁️🥔👁️